Archive of posts with tag 'magic'

The Yearbook

I heard the scramble of awkward, adolescent feet approach the back door. Jon was home. No doubt his baby-faced, freckled head frozen in an uncontrollable grin of joy - an...

The Timeshare

 “And 3… 2… 1… Go!” The garish, plastic wristwatch that protruded from Aaron’s scrawny forearm emitted an electronic buzz and all three of us felt an invisible force push our...

A Modern Reboot 2

For weeks, Eric scoured the nearby islands, searching in vain for the shy, gangly youth who had rescued him from drowning. And then _he _arrived into his life. He had washed...

When dorky lardass Kevin touched the ancient artefact and accidentally transformed himself into the anointed avatar of uber-manliness, he celebrated his transformation into a bona fide superhero stud the only...

“Alright guys, it’s just gone past midnight. It’s probably too late to start prowling the clubs for chicks and dudes with our new physiques, but I think we’re already having...

“Yo, Debbie, I think there’s been some sort of mistake.” “I tracked the bozo down and all but he’s so wimpy-looking that even you could beat the shit out of...

It wasn’t near as powerful as his older brother’s enchanted jockstrap — fuck, Ben would give his right nut to try that monstrosity on for size. But his brother’s old...

Photoshop Magic

“Well, that felt really, really embarrassing,” muttered Alex as he quickly pulled down his shirt sleeve to hide his scrawny little shoulder. “What?” I teased. “Are your feelings of masculinity...

Mirror, Mirror,

Aunt Julia didn’t think twice of letting her nephew stay in the room with her old magic mirror. After all, it was completely harmless - stuck in a loop where...

Not Again

Oh fuck! Not now, thought Sam as he felt a familiar tingling hit his fat-ass body. He lay in his bedroom trying to watch Netflix and ignore the changes around...

Brotherhood of Sandstone

…he dropped the stone to the floor in complete shock. He felt different - totally different. His anger had lifted and he felt… …heavier, much heavier. And for some strange...

Room Service

“Pssssst.” I looked behind me. A hulking, musclebound figure was crouched behind the door of room number 4; an ecstatic grin on his face as he hid his obviously-naked body...

Getting Away with It

Ethan enjoyed his daily jog in the stadium. He took pleasure in destroying another pair of sweatpants into a misshapen baggy heap thanks to his voluminous, slab-like legs and colossal crotch-bulge....

The Legion of Alpha Dicks

They were in the middle of the field, parading their bare, perfectly-ripped musclebound torsos at the early morning sun. I recognized all of them. They had all been in the...

A Delicate Conversation

I watched the heavily-pixelated figure moving on the laptop screen. That permanently disheveled hair. Those garish owlish glasses. The comically-oversized backpack that completely dwarfed his runt-like body. Yep, it was...

A New Hero in Town

I looked up from my laptop and raised an eyebrow at the bronzed Hercules about to walk past me. “Look Bernard,” I ventured carefully as I gestured him to stop. “I...

Mom

Peter woke up with an elongated yawn. He was greeted by the sound of his older brother’s whining voice drifting from downstairs. “Mo-om! Where did you put my package?” Still...

ROFLcoptor

Jack was the quiet and shy type. He had a very polite manner and never uttered a curse or raised his voice in anger. He spent most of his time...

Informed Consent

“Trust me kid, I know what I’m doing. Didn’t my last tattoo work? Three weeks ago you were just a bag of bones. Now look at you! You are one...

Vacation Snaps

“And here are the two boys after they discovered that genie lamp burried under those old ruins. You know, the ruins I showed you in the last album. It seems...

Back Alley Exchange

At first he had planned to simply steal Jake’s muscles. But the little nerd discovered that he craved more than that. He didn’t want to beat up a weak and...

Oblivious Part 2

As I suspected, the boys did try to arrange to meet up with Jeff after school but Bryan had promised Mom to help me clean out the garage and couldn’t...

Oblivious Part 1

Things had turned really sour in our neighborhood. Duncan, a close friend of my brother, had been mercilessly trashed by a gang of thugs on his way to school. The...

Curses

A long time ago, a young boy fell in love with a beautiful girl. However the girl was a mean and uncaring soul. She pretended to fall in love with...

WTF Bro

“So let me get this straight, bro… …You were granted a single wish from an old lady as a reward for saving her cat. You thought she was completely crazy,...

Restroom Hijinks Part 1

“Please guys, let me go! I’ll do anyth-” “Does Bryan the Dweeb wanna go to home to his mommy?” mocked Tyler in a sing-song voice. “Well, he should have stayed...

Restroom Hijinks Part 2

A powerful stream of piss hit hard against the urinal and a manly musk quickly wafted through the room. The torrent continued for several minutes as the musclebound man emptied out...

For My First Wish

“Close your eyes, Master.” “A-are you sh-ure this is going to work?” “Hush, Master. I do know what I’m doing.” “I-if you say so. Oh, th-hat feels go-ood.” “I need to...

Occult That Made a Man Out of Mac

A little boy? Time to show that fucking bitch what a real man looks like. Last week Mac had been harassed at the beech by an overgrown sand-kicking bully. Even...

New Alpha Male

Mark grasped the mystical amulet with an iron-like grip, reassuring himself of it’s presence. It was a gift inherited from his grandfather and it was fair to say that it...