“Alright guys, it’s just gone past midnight. It’s probably too late to start prowling the clubs for chicks and dudes with our new physiques, but I think we’re already having too much fun just hanging here with these Fleshlights.”

“My thanks again goes to my Aunt Trisha, who enchanted these sex toys with her own special, home-made masculinization spell. Thanks to her, the geekiest and most strait-laced frat house on campus is all set to become the most sordid den of raunchy debauchery in town.”

“So let’s pound out a few more inches of man brawn into each other’s dicks over the next few hours and tomorrow we’ll start cruising the university grounds for pussy and twinks.”

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