Archive of posts with tag 'caption-short'

Principal Johnson sighed with resignation as he watched Marvin stroll towards the school building. Like Marvin’s brother before him (and his father too) - the kid suddenly shot up 14...

The Audition

(many thanks to @absqrst for throwing around ideas with me) “Oh? Are you auditioning for the school musical too? Well, you may be able to sing but let’s see if my...

Peter's Weekend

When he learned that Peter’s parents were away for the weekend, Peter’s friend Rick, a total jock, tried to convince his nerdy pal to throw a massive party. Peter shyly...

As soon as Jimmy decided to use Jason’s pretty mouth as his own personal cum rag, Jason immediately regretted ditching football practice yesterday. It turned out that he had skipped...

“Alright guys, it’s just gone past midnight. It’s probably too late to start prowling the clubs for chicks and dudes with our new physiques, but I think we’re already having...

“Right, be careful men — I just saw this fucker tear an SUV in two with his bare hands. This guy’s juiced up to the gills on those new alpha-roids....

Entering his little brother’s bedroom that morning, Zach was immediately struck by two things — one good, the other bad. The good news was he now knew where the missing...

Big Bro

“Holy shit! Has your ‘big’ brother been standing outside this whole time?” “Oh, longer - way before you guys arrived. I ordered the wimp to stand there while I skull fucked...

“So you’ve finally woken up, huh?” “Head still feeling woozy? I’m not surprised — you’ve lost a shit lot of fluids. I should have warned you - I fuck like...

“Yo, Debbie, I think there’s been some sort of mistake.” “I tracked the bozo down and all but he’s so wimpy-looking that even you could beat the shit out of...

The urge was so fucking tempting. A little squeeze of his mighty forearms and he knew that the puny weight would buckle and fold into a half-assed paperweight. And absolutely nobody...

The Chronivac 5lb-A-Day Muscle Mutation Routine

Danny’s Workout Journal - Day 9 Morning Pre-Workout Meal 1 bowl of Lucky Charms 1 bottle of Mountain Dew A packet of Peanut M & Ms Morning Warmup 25 mins...

Jake released his vise-like hold over Mike’s head, smirking as he watched his puny sibling’s dick spasm with overwhelming pleasure. “Well it looks like I win again, big bro,” he...

It wasn’t near as powerful as his older brother’s enchanted jockstrap — fuck, Ben would give his right nut to try that monstrosity on for size. But his brother’s old...

AlphaSize 2

“For fuck’s sake, Paul, do you_ ever_ answer your phone? I’ve been trying to reach you hours ago! They were demonstrating an AlphaSize™ hypertrophy booth in the East Side Mall...

Chronivac Pro Tip 4

Unsure of how to describe the ideal body of your most sickest fantasies? Why not use the Chronivac to give yourself the skills of a master artist and then sketch out...

“Remember our agreement last night? After I demonstrated my new Chronivac app to you? You behave like a good jock slave, instead of the loathsome bully you are and when...

I answered the phone. It was Denise and she was furious. “Lyle, what the fuck did you do to Derek?” she shouted. “Is something wrong?” I asked nonchalantly. “I can’t...

“Hold on a sec - Just posting an update pic.” “Dude! You’re always uploading pics of yourself. You’re turning into one of those ‘mirin’ douchebags.” “Ha! Actually I just do...

“So Doc, you’re telling me that my son from 2015 stole the Delorean and travelled further into the future to get his hands on a super-human serum.” “Exactly, Marty! I...

“Oh, hi bro! You just back from your stint working in Europe?” “You remember Jake and Steve - my buddies from the debate team?” “Yeah, we get that a lot...

“Thank you for using AlphaSize™ - the world’s leading muscle hypertrophy booth. Please do not rip off the titanium hatch when you exit the booth - the door will automatically...