“Oh, hi bro! You just back from your stint working in Europe?”

“You remember Jake and Steve - my buddies from the debate team?”

“Yeah, we get that a lot these days! Us little nerds finally decided to ‘get into shape’. Researching the Should anabolic steroids be decriminalized? debate last year suddenly put a whole lot of things into perspective.”

“And thanks to our new lifestyles, our debate competitions are now a fucking cakewalk! Apparently it’s really difficult not to stammer when facing down three hulking brutes with temper problems.”

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