The Chronivac 5lb-A-Day Muscle Mutation Routine
Danny’s Workout Journal - Day 9
Morning Pre-Workout Meal
- 1 bowl of Lucky Charms
- 1 bottle of Mountain Dew
- A packet of Peanut M & Ms
Morning Warmup
25 mins - Bred a Snorlax in Pokemon Alpha Sapphire
10 mins - Did the usual daily upkeep in Animal Crossing
1 min - Moved the Muscle Slider in the Chronivac 5lb to the right.
Morning Workout
45 mins - Completely hogged the mirrors. Couldn’t help flexing my massive biceps and ripped-as-fuck torso. And my new jawline - wow! It’s so fucking sexy and hunky. I looked like a right muscle head douchebag but fuck it! I know I was either making everyone else jealous as shit, or creaming their pants.
10 mins - Eventually decided to do some random light dumbbell work to really pump up my arms into veiny monsters. Fuck, that got me as hard as a rock. Had to retire to the showers to cool down.
15 mins - Gave the hot gym receptionist a really brutal fucking - she was screaming the place down every time I smashed my thick battering ram right up against her cervix. Finally got her to suck on my nuts. It was crazy hot.
Post-Workout Meal
Skipped - Too busy masturbating.