I answered the phone. It was Denise and she was furious.
“Lyle, what the fuck did you do to Derek?” she shouted.
“Is something wrong?” I asked nonchalantly.
“I can’t get him to wake up! He’s groaning like crazy and his voice is different - like it’s finally broken or something. He’s grown all over - I mean he looks so muscular now, and hairy, and his penis is humungous and squirting cum like crazy!”
“That’s my boy!” I said with pride.
“What did you do?”
“I slipped a little something into his soda. What? You thought I was going to sit down with him and explain to him to just ignore the bullying? That it will all blow over? Give him an encouraging hug? Fuck that! Let him face those jerks like a fucking man tomorrow!”
“What did you give him?”
“The same compound that transformed me from a wimp into the irresistible stud you know and love. Ha, you thought I did it all through hard work? You never met me before the change, Denise. You just fell in love with my big muscles, massive schlong and cocky attitude! Finally you will get see the same super-stud qualities in our son. Fuck, if he’s anyway like me, we’ll be grandparents by the end of the year!”
“You’re a fucking asshole, Lyle.”
“Hey, at least I’m not one of the sluts raising my bastard children.”
Huh? She hung up on me. Fucking bitch.