“Yo, Debbie, I think there’s been some sort of mistake.”

“I tracked the bozo down and all but he’s so wimpy-looking that even you could beat the shit out of him! Are you sure this is the same dickwad who kept harassing you last night?”

Oh, you hit him up with one your incantations - well, that fucking explains everything!”

What? I used to be that puny until this morning - get outta here!”

“And you did what to my personality? So that explains why I’m totally horned up at the thought of face-fucking the little creep! _And _also those flashes of aggression I get from just looking at his boneheaded face!”

“Thanks, sis. Talk to ya later. I’ve got a douchebag to fuck up.”

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