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Principal Johnson sighed with resignation as he watched Marvin stroll towards the school building. Like Marvin’s brother before him (and his father too) - the kid suddenly shot up 14...

Okay everyone I’m trying something new. I’m a big fan of Sedan Elger’s takes on vintage comic book muscle ads, so I’ve decided to give it a try. Don’t think...

The Audition

(many thanks to @absqrst for throwing around ideas with me) “Oh? Are you auditioning for the school musical too? Well, you may be able to sing but let’s see if my...

The Yearbook

I heard the scramble of awkward, adolescent feet approach the back door. Jon was home. No doubt his baby-faced, freckled head frozen in an uncontrollable grin of joy - an...

A Brief Prayer

Dwayne, Oh Lord, Discoverer of the sacred Chronivac and Brandon, Master of the Discord, and Listener of our Prayers. Before I pump my muscles in your names, I thank you...

A Testimonial

“I did it as a joke at first - changed the gender option on the Chronivac and dialed up every sexy-as-fuck option to the max.” “And wow, it felt good.”...

Requests

So I’ve gotten my hands on a version of Chronivac, downloaded it to my laptop and have been messing around with it this last week. I think I’ve got it...