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“Remember our agreement last night? After I demonstrated my new Chronivac app to you? You behave like a good jock slave, instead of the loathsome bully you are and when...
I answered the phone. It was Denise and she was furious. “Lyle, what the fuck did you do to Derek?” she shouted. “Is something wrong?” I asked nonchalantly. “I can’t...
Mirror, Mirror,
Aunt Julia didn’t think twice of letting her nephew stay in the room with her old magic mirror. After all, it was completely harmless - stuck in a loop where...
“Hold on a sec - Just posting an update pic.” “Dude! You’re always uploading pics of yourself. You’re turning into one of those ‘mirin’ douchebags.” “Ha! Actually I just do...
“So Doc, you’re telling me that my son from 2015 stole the Delorean and travelled further into the future to get his hands on a super-human serum.” “Exactly, Marty! I...
Not Again
Oh fuck! Not now, thought Sam as he felt a familiar tingling hit his fat-ass body. He lay in his bedroom trying to watch Netflix and ignore the changes around...
“Oh, hi bro! You just back from your stint working in Europe?” “You remember Jake and Steve - my buddies from the debate team?” “Yeah, we get that a lot...
“Thank you for using AlphaSize™ - the world’s leading muscle hypertrophy booth. Please do not rip off the titanium hatch when you exit the booth - the door will automatically...
New Years Resolutions
Right, I really have to stick to this plan: I need to casually out-lift every roided-out powerlifting freak in the room. Explain to scrawny ectomorphs that I gained all my...
1-800-CHRNIVAC
“Chronivac Solutions. Steve speaking, how may I help you?” “Errr… Are you the guys from those online ads?” The voice sounded very timid and really, really young - Perfect! “Which...
His Second Time
Gym class was over and all the seniors were scrubbing down and deodorizing their exhausted and sweaty bodies. Normally Malcolm would rush through the process. He always felt out-of-place in...
